Guest User
March 23, 2025
Ah, what a memorable stay we had at this fine establishment! If you’re looking for a hotel that offers an immersive survival experience, this is the place to be. The rooms were impressively spacious, not just for us, but also for the dust, uncollected trash, and untouched linens that made themselves right at home. Housekeeping was an exclusive service, apparently reserved for VIPs, because despite our repeated requests, we were graced with their presence only once in nine days. And when they did show up, their cleaning skills were so subtle that it almost felt like a game of "spot the difference", with the difference being absolutely nothing. The hotel also offers a fantastic cardio program, thanks to the lack of an intercom in the rooms. Every request required a lovely long walk to the front desk, only to be greeted by...no one. Pressing the call button repeatedly was an exciting exercise in patience, though it seems the staff had mastered the art of invisibility. When they did appear, their 'charm' and 'warmth' made us feel so unwelcome, we almost wondered if it was a special service to encourage early checkouts. But, amidst all this perfection, there was one shining light, the only soul in the entire hotel who actually understood hospitality. An elderly waitress at breakfast, with a warm smile that could melt the iciest of hearts, not only acknowledged our existence but even brought us freshly cooked breakfast to the table. A rare, almost mythical sight in this hotel! So if you're looking for an unforgettable stay, one that challenges your patience, your hygiene standards, and your ability to locate hotel staff—tAh, what a memorable stay we had at this fine establishment! If you’re looking for a hotel that offers an immersive survival experience, this is the place to be. The rooms were impressively spacious—not just for us, but also for the dust, uncollected trash, and untouched linens that made themselves right at home. Housekeeping was an exclusive service, apparently reserved for VIPs, because despite our repeated requests, we were graced with their presence only once in nine days. And when they did show up, their cleaning skills were so subtle that it almost felt like a game of "spot the difference"—with the difference being absolutely nothing. The hotel also offers a fantastic cardio program, thanks to the lack of an intercom in the rooms. Every request required a lovely long walk to the front desk, only to be greeted by—well, no one. Pressing the call button repeatedly was an exciting exercise in patience, though it seems the staff had mastered the art of invisibility. When they did appear, their charm and warmth (read: sheer rudeness) made us feel so unwelcome, we almost wondered if it was a special service to encourage early checkouts. But, amidst all this perfection, there was one shining light—the only soul in the entire hotel who actually understood hospitality. An elderly waitress at breakfast, with a warm smile that could m